cooter

cooter
1. (cooter) (3259↑, 476↓)
vagina

My cooter itches\!

2. (cooter) (1430↑, 757↓)
Cooter: [N] the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

3. (cooter) (950↑, 441↓)
Most commonly associated with the friendly greese monkey character from the Dukes of Hazard. Now a slang term referring to the female sex organ. See also [snatch] [pussy] [vagina]

Did you lick her cooter?

4. (cooter) (578↑, 292↓)
woman's genital area

I got kicked in the cooter.

Author: Katie McSchlong http://cooter.urbanup.com/934935
5. (Cooter) (492↑, 264↓)
Female genitalia

Betsy enjoyed having her cooter tickled and nibbled before sex.

6. (Cooter) (347↑, 188↓)
A Cooter is a " Gopher " Turtle . A land Turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes . The word " Cooter " is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the " Gopher " Turtle . In recent years it has found it's way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy ) Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .

" Look over yander y'all , there's a Cooter going in that hole " " Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter " \! "yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop " \! " Hey y'all , Bill's drunk as a cooter " " Mr. Johnson , he's a hard working old coot ( er ) "

7. (cooter) (220↑, 142↓)
1: Female genitals. 2: A dim witted or stupid person hailing from a rural area. See: Redneck

So I go to the store, and this dumb cooter was in line in front of me buying four cases of chewing tobacco.

8. (cooter) (110↑, 79↓)
vagina; usually refering to vaginas in the younger and more hairless breed

John said he was out to get some pussy tonight, but we all know he is looking for some high school freshman cooter.

9. (Cooter) (41↑, 17↓)
The female love box, more commonly referred to as the vajayjay.

Gee whiz, your cooter really smells funny

10. (Cooter) (72↑, 60↓)
Little oasis between the leggs of a fine female, clean and well kept- the cooter is the king of the pussy slang because it doesnt oozzzze classlessness and if you can find one to call your own you better eat it up- cuz the cooter changes aliances fast\!

I have the cutest cooter\! BoooHAHA

11. (cooter) (26↑, 13↓)
1. A woman's genitals. 2. A freshwater turtle, common in southeast and some eastern states; is actually edible. Mascot to Cooter Festivals in Inverness, FL and Allendale, SC 3. A small town in southeastern Missouri

1. "I got with some girl last night, and her cooter stank\!" 2. "Who won the cooter races this year?" "I don't know, ask Sunny the Cooter\!" 3. "Let's go to Cooter, Missouri" "No"

12. (cooter) (50↑, 38↓)
1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals. 2. A similar part in some invertebrates. Synonyms - see [vagina], [poon], [cunt], [twat], [pussy], etc

"Either your cooters work, or they don't" -Tina Fey, Weekend Update (Saturday Night Live) "I think I popped my cooter bone out." -Lindsay Lohan, Appalachian Emergency Room (Saturday Night Live) Apparently SNL likes to use that word...

Author: ithinkipoppedmycooterboneout http://cooter.urbanup.com/1409564
13. (cooter) (35↑, 27↓)
pussy, vagina, a sex organ, hopefully unhairy

my mom asked me why i shaved my cooter.

14. (cooter) (21↑, 14↓)
vagina.. yep, i said it\!

"whats wrong with you?" "itchy cooter"

15. (Cooter) (9↑, 3↓)
synonym for vagina

ow, I just got kneed in the cooter\!

16. (cooter) (9↑, 4↓)
A [vagina], typically a lower-class one.

"That girl in them short shorts smells like cooter\!" "Yeah, she's hot, but she has a really floppy cooter."

17. (cooter) (6↑, 1↓)
vagina, a term of endearment

youve got one hell of a cooter on you

18. (cooter) (20↑, 15↓)
Female reproductive part; also known as vagina, cooch, poonanny, crotch, etc. Used to make an awkward situation of touching the happy place less awkward.

1.You whore - you just slapped my cooter. 2. My cooter is itchy today. 3. Kirstens cooter is getting so large it is almost a gunt. *gasp* 4. Ricky and Shane can touch our cooters anyday.

Author: willprostituteformoneyJmmbnCEa http://cooter.urbanup.com/1372611
19. (cooter) (6↑, 2↓)
vagina

COOTER Best time to locate it is between 8:00 p.m.- 12:a.m. drowned in choclate syrup and smoothered in whip cream

20. (cooter) (16↑, 12↓)
another word for a womans vagina

i stuck my finger in her cooter

21. (cooter) (6↑, 3↓)
a girl's under part, something boys certainatly don't have, maybe a transvestite

"OW, that just hit my cooter\!" "Get that out of my cooter\!" "That hurts my cooter."

Author: Lizzz Ferrgieeuson http://cooter.urbanup.com/3281245
22. (Cooter) (6↑, 3↓)
A certain type of free roaming possum in North Carolina that likes to hide in people's backyards.

There are a lot of cooters in the backyard\!

23. (Cooter) (12↑, 10↓)
slang for the female anatomy..

After spending last night him him, my cooter is killing me.

24. (Cooter) (20↑, 18↓)
A small town in southeastern Missouri.

I grew up in Cooter.

Author: Michael Barger http://cooter.urbanup.com/2024843
25. (cooter) (22↑, 20↓)
1.female sex organ used in stupid ways. 2.better than saying "pussy".

"I SEE YOUR COOTER\!\!\!" or "Yo..i get so much cooter now that im goin out with the slut."

Author: little_brat_4evr http://cooter.urbanup.com/1229645
26. (cooter) (25↑, 23↓)
The town mechanic on the Dukes of Hazzard

Cooter was working on the General Lee all day.

27. (Cooter) (20↑, 18↓)
a vaginal crevice

Wow, I would really like to put my finger in her cooter. I would really like to please that cooter of yours as long as your bum doesn't erupt with gaseous explosions\!

28. (Cooter) (27↑, 26↓)
A vagina, duh.

"Your cooter smells"

29. (Cooter) (3↑, 3↓)
n. A gender-neutral term referring to one's sexually active and inflammable groinage parts. \{orig. ca. 1970's, Dukes of Hazzard; also conjoined terms "cootie(s)" and "pooter".\}

"After that 20 mile hike in burlap shorts, my cooter sure do sting." "I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual\!"

Author: Grannie Annie http://cooter.urbanup.com/2541968
30. (Cooter) (0↑, 1↓)
Noun: A vast amount of meanings for a type of girl. Could replace: bitch, slut, meanie, backstabber, horny person, lover, person who uses people, person who does dirty things for fun, person who had sex with a guy to make a girl jealous, etc.

That girl is a cooter. What a cooter

Author: CootersgonCoot http://cooter.urbanup.com/6186965
31. (Cooter) (3↑, 4↓)
It's not a fucking sea turtle, I don't care what anyone says. It is a vagina.

"A lot of people think I'm not a virgin, but it's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set [cooter]."

32. (cooter) (3↑, 4↓)
A female that just annoys you without doing anything, just it's presence/ sound of it's voice/ a smile/just anything about her annoys the shit of you.

That girl is def the cooter of the team, can't fucking stand her\!

Author: whitechocolatefatfreepudding http://cooter.urbanup.com/3848531
33. (Cooter) (0↑, 2↓)
A turtle, also known as River Cooter Turtle also known as Dan River Cooter, Basking Turtle, and Florida Cooter. The adult River Cooter may reach a foot in length. Relatively young individuals have distinctive markings on the underside that may disappear as the turtle ages. Some older specimens are dark brown to black when seen from a distance. Dried mud on the upper carapace may appear as a gray color, and green algae on some specimens produce a dark greenish cast when moist. The notched bottom edge of the carapace is characteristic of the cooters.

Bride: "Dang that cooter was chewy\!" Man: "MM da' gonn'it\!"

Author: CooterQueen000 http://cooter.urbanup.com/5242622
34. (cooter) (3↑, 6↓)
A sarathian phrase referring to a cooch, fag, or stank ass pussy.

"He is such a cooter faggit."

Author: the king of kingpins http://cooter.urbanup.com/2522607
35. (Cooter) (21↑, 24↓)
1. a vagina 2. a type of fish 3. a character on Dukes of Hazzard 4. a drunken redneck

* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends. * Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little\!\!\! * Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud\!\!\!

36. (cooter) (3↑, 7↓)
Referring to the curvature on the brim of ones baseball cap.

my hat has a nice cooter to it.

Author: Matt9i8678235 http://cooter.urbanup.com/2953953
37. (cooter) (5↑, 10↓)
A large turtle found in Katie's pond in Blacksburg, South Carolina.

That damn cooter snagged my duck's foot, drowned it and ate that shit\! Reid caught some cooter in the pond and sold that bitch. Does that make him a pimp???? I cut that cooter's head off and it snapped all night long\!\!\! I took that cooter's toe nails for ransom and threw them on the roof to dry out and make a necklace.

Author: Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown http://cooter.urbanup.com/2833439
38. (Cooter) (3↑, 9↓)
to be cooter is to be backwoods. cooter is not to be confused with pooter. Cooter = backwoods Pooter = pussy

Cooter lives in Mississippi.

39. (cooter) (6↑, 13↓)
the name given to a girl whose facial features resemble a vagina

Did you see cooter today in class? I ran into Jen today and also got a cooter attack\!\!\! Aaahhh\!\! Oh Jen, you got sand in your cooter again\!\!\! Is that why you make that face??

Author: President Monty http://cooter.urbanup.com/2034248
40. (Cooter) (14↑, 21↓)
A self-centered, big forehead, snapping turtle.

Savannah is a big cooter.

41. (cooter) (5↑, 13↓)
a messy excuse for a chacha

Britney Spears, got a blochy red cooter....AKA K-Feds remians

42. (Cooter) (16↑, 24↓)
A Hairy Vagina Hole.

I would Love To Shove my Schlong in Your Cooter.

43. (Cooter) (5↑, 14↓)
What you call Couture when you dont feel like speaking like a frog. It actually means "to sew." Hes a flag sewing swamp ninja, really he is.

0730 am :me: Where the hell is Cooter? :everyone else: Probably making a flag.

44. (cooter) (13↑, 22↓)
An Uncleanly Vagina (Cunt)

My cooter smells like tuna.

45. (cooter) (11↑, 20↓)
pagina, pussy, vagina, cunt, pooter etc. or for you assholes... that little pink whole in which weeshies are shoved...

i need to stick my five fingers in my cooter so that it gets hot and wet and sticky and it will throbb

Author: Candi X Deathless http://cooter.urbanup.com/383929
46. (cooter) (11↑, 20↓)
the pink cookie, the looooooove pot, which is stormed by the multicolerded swat team, who glows in the dark

that's one leperous cooter

47. (cooter) (12↑, 22↓)
salt puffer, hatchet womb, and cheesy roast beef curtains.

Lauren has a huge cooter.

48. (cooter) (9↑, 21↓)
Female Private Parts ie. "the inside out ear"

I dont like girls that have a funny name for their cooter.

49. (cooter) (8↑, 20↓)
female sensitive area

lalo,andrew,and denson have hairy cooters that scare everybody out of the shop

50. (cooter) (9↑, 24↓)
Male or female genitalia.

Ie.) She just cooter chopped that guy down the stairs\!\!

51. (cooter) (8↑, 30↓)
The Fat roll on a womens belly when you are fucking the shit out of her from behind you can see it hanging like a flat tire.

Did you see her cooter when he was fucking the shit out of her ass.

52. (cooter) (12↑, 35↓)
Bre's Cooter, Cooter of Bre

You'v Just Been Killed By Bre's Cooter\!

53. (cooter) (6↑, 39↓)
a cooter is normaly an older females vagina but with cooties

girl gimmie dat girl gimmie girl gimmie that dam der gimmie that cooter\!

54. (cooter) (15↑, 48↓)
A puss bearing vagina consisting of blood, boogers and thy occational cobweb.

process- and ugly oversized womens vagina begins to bear puss, when the puss hardens it creates a sphere inside the vigina. soon puss and blood start to seep into the open space. when the sphere gets hard it swells until it cant fit any more. When it cant fit that it shoots out like a cannon. You must clean your cooter at least once per hour depending on your weight and visual apperance. Other features- ability to create pearls- when a piece of sand is trapped inside the cooter it begins to begin to transform into a pearl (similar to clam ) depending on the length the sand stays in the cooter the bigger and more valuable to pearl will be.

Author: Jesse Godfrey http://cooter.urbanup.com/1354158
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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